Seventy percent
dark chocolate eyes and sweet
red raspberry lips

Repeat front page snooze
Young elephant needs a name
is that really news??

Poutine, mushy mess:
French fries, cheese curds and gravy.
Quebec, my heart hurts!

A pro-oil, -guns, -life
Hockey mom against white bears
Next Veep figurehead???

Oh sir! Your triple
ulcer stained-incisor mouthburn
delight is ready!

Sultanas, ribes
Scones, buns, mincemeat -- featured in
Today's Currant Events!