Seventy percent
dark chocolate eyes and sweet
red raspberry lips

Repeat front page snooze
Young elephant needs a name
is that really news??

Poutine, mushy mess:
French fries, cheese curds and gravy.
Quebec, my heart hurts!

A pro-oil, -guns, -life
Hockey mom against white bears
Next Veep figurehead???

Oh sir! Your triple
ulcer stained-incisor mouthburn
delight is ready!

Sultanas, ribes
Scones, buns, mincemeat -- featured in
Today's Currant Events!

Acme of summer
"Dachsund" sausage in a bun
Just add condiments!

Hello, strange pit bull.
Time slows as we intersect,
Your face, my bare leg.

Coho, chinook, chum
Steelhead, sockeye, kokanee.
Who needs them, dam it?

Bittersweet Portland,
Your sanctions against sunshine
respect no season