Tuesday, September 9, 2008

Seventy percent
dark chocolate eyes and sweet
red raspberry lips

Sunday, September 7, 2008

Repeat front page snooze
Young elephant needs a name
is that really news??

Friday, September 5, 2008

Poutine, mushy mess:
French fries, cheese curds and gravy.
Quebec, my heart hurts!

Thursday, September 4, 2008

A pro-oil, -guns, -life
Hockey mom against white bears
Next Veep figurehead???

Tuesday, September 2, 2008

Oh sir! Your triple
ulcer stained-incisor mouthburn
delight is ready!

Monday, September 1, 2008

Sultanas, ribes
Scones, buns, mincemeat -- featured in
Today's Currant Events!

Sunday, August 31, 2008

Acme of summer
"Dachsund" sausage in a bun
Just add condiments!

Saturday, August 30, 2008

Hello, strange pit bull.
Time slows as we intersect,
Your face, my bare leg.

Friday, August 29, 2008

Coho, chinook, chum
Steelhead, sockeye, kokanee.
Who needs them, dam it?

Thursday, August 28, 2008

Bittersweet Portland,
Your sanctions against sunshine
respect no season

Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Fake adult pirates
Imposters with rum & snarls
You have missed the boat.

Tuesday, August 26, 2008

There's millions of you
Inconsiderate insects
& only one of me.

Monday, August 25, 2008

Mistaken visage --
"Former Mayor Vera Katz"
-- not what I'd assumed.

Sunday, August 24, 2008

Purse dog: squirmy spy
Degenerate spectator
Hovering, chest-high

Saturday, August 23, 2008

Brownouts, shark attacks,
heat waves and mosquito bites
It's a cruel summer.

Friday, August 22, 2008

Tell me, bumblebee,
How feeble wings inspire your
Pollen-laden bulk

Thursday, August 21, 2008

You make me feel like
a weak and tender vealcalf
with worthless muscles